Big Brother 9.

Penny · Big Brother 9.

So, it all kicked off last night!

What are your first impressions?

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I didn't think I'd have any interest this year, as I haven't really watched this since BB5, but I am actually sucked in already. I love the twist from last night where Mario (Sean) and Stephanie have to pretend to be dating. I love it! I feel sorry for his girlfriend though - I couldn't put up with it.

Dale is a bit of alright, but totally in love with himself.

There are lots of pretty girls this year. Alexandra did not come across well in her audition. That girl Jennifer looks so like Cheryl Cole. Wonder if she's as bitchy as her?!

Penny

Oh my God, and Rebecca is MAD! Absolutely bonkers!

She'd drive me up the wall!

crazychick

Yeh I'm loving the twist.....its sooo good! And the whole wedding thing is going to be good.
Dale is hot haha....but yeh like you said he's totally in love with himself and guys like that are just annoying!
That last girl to come in (was she Chinease?....I'm not sure!) seems mad...but she seems nice too. I don't really have any favourites yet....but i will soon!

Penny

^ Yeah, I think she's from Thailand. Totally bonkers!

Penny

Ha! Mario and Stephanie just got engaged!

Poor Steph. She's not having an easy time with this. I like her so far.

Marcucas

That 40 year old fitness fanatic has definately had a facelift. She's way too fresh looking to be natural!!! (ahem no offense to the older members lol!

Penny

^ One of the guys (Mohammed) thinks she's really a man. Lmao!

Marcucas

Lol nah i think that Thai person is a bloke with that obsessive compulsive cookie addiction lol

Penny

I think Rebecca is the new Jade Goody.

Oh dear!

Marcucas

She's the brunette isnt she? She looks fitter than Jade but then again is she sounds like her then bugger!

Nenebelle

I am hooked already,i love BB!

Penny

I think the fake couple are going to be rumbled.

People are getting suspicious!

Super

Loving BB. The secret task is really good. Im loving Michael and Luke.

Penny

^ I like Luke too. I didn't think I would, but he's actually quite funny.

If the four are up for eviction, I wonder who'll go?

sandz

The secret task it to makesure Mario and Lisa don't get find out right? So even if they are caught with the fake relationship they should be cool. Dale im loving, Dennis im hating him already and that big mouth Rachel isit? I'm not to keen on big brothers idea of putting mikey in there, he could win through sympathy vote and it's just uncomfortable. Darnell seems cool.loving the accent.

Super

crazychick

They went along the with wedding I think as I watching the beginning of it on BBLB earlier....she looked pretty uncomrfortable though! But the others are defiently thinking there is something going on!
I agree with what Super said as Steph isnt making much effort and even Lisa is.

Penny

Lisa is older though, and even though its hard for her to accept, I guess she can deal with it better. Steph is only 19, and even though she looks like a wannabe wag, for all we know she could be quite an innocent girl - she said she had only ever slept in the same bed as her ex, so it can't be easy for her to have to pretend to be full on with a guy in his forties. I agree though, she's being a bit of a pain.

Even if they do get found out though, as Sandz said, nobody has guessed that its actually Mario and Lisa who are in a relationship.

I missed it tonight. Anything exciting going on?

funkymonkey

After watching the Thursday show and a bit last night I'm undecided if I can commit to it. The people are so false this time and it's all so put on it's offensive to watch lol. 40 year old women jumping up and down and singing songs like they were teenagers, bollox!!!

Maybe once they stop playing to the cameras and act slightly more normal it could get interesting, I will probably get sucked in as usual lol.

AlexH

Im already loving this years edition, perhaps there are 2 housemates too many.

Shame they got rumbled, but the marriage was quite lovely.

Im thinking that Lisa will go this week-She's done nothing really.

Must say I only like Luke and Darnell at this point. The others are all annoying.

Nenebelle

I would like Mario or Lisa to go,i think they were a bit hard on Steph,when i was 19 there is no way i would of gone along with it the way they wanted to,they could of played it with a bit more thought like making out that they had not slept together yet and thats why they wanted different beds. I think Mario and Lisa were too pushy with Steph and just made their selves look desperate.

Did anyone else think the girl who jumped in the pool (almost naked) looked like previous BB winner Nardia?

Penny

^ I didn't see that part. Have missed BB the last two nights.

I agree with you about Steph - they were too hard on her.

I think Mario or Lisa to go. Also, it would be funny (and cruel) to split them up.

Flakey Sugar Butt

Out of the two, I want Mario to go. There's just something about him that I don't like. He seems to false to me, and he's getting on my tits the way he's constantly labelling Mikey as having 'a disability'. Why keep bringing it up all the time, it's unnecessary and I don't like it. Just treat him, as much as is possible, like everyone else and stop highlighting the fact that he's a bit different.

I hate Alex too, she's got to go.

Penny

^ Can't stand her! I think she'll be gone next week!

Yeah, I think Mario should go this week.

funkymonkey

I think Alex is a sociopath and one of the most odious human beings I've ever seen. How can one person have so much fury and hate inside them and not be in a mental hospital???

I think Endemol/C4 have got it wrong with her and she should never have passed the Psych tests.

Penny

^ She's been warned that if she doesn't stop abusing other housemates, she's being kicked out!

Flakey Sugar Butt

^^ Really? I hope they do, she's hideous. I think she'd like to think she's like last years Charley by being all mouthy. She'll start an argument about anything and I hate it. I just wanna stuff a sock in her chops and tell her to shut the fuck up.

Penny

^ Me too. I'm glad Steph and a few of the other girls spoke up to her. She's telling the rest of them they're stupid, when in reality she's about as articulate as Jade Goody. No offense, Jade. lol! Alex is VILE.

AlexH

She is a complete hypocrite. She starts an arguement, then claims she doesnt start arguements! She claims to know about life-what just because she had sex and 9 months later a kid popped out!

She makes me so mad, I just wish I was in there to challenge her.

Penny

I think Alex will go this week.

Obviously Mario has his fanclub to keep him in. lol!

Maverick · Bullying housemate Alexandra De Gale facing the boot

Alexandra De Gale's notoriety as Big Brother's most hated housemate ever has been cemented after the TV watchdog received more than a thousand complaints about her.

Ofcom said that the latest series of the reality show had received 1571 complaints so far and the "majority were to do with Alex".

I've got to say, what bits I've seen of BB, Alexandra has got one serious attitude and a mouth big enough to match. She is up for eviction this week with Mario, I for one can't wait to see the back of her!

Do you feel the same?

Marcucas

She'll go if the publics hatred is as bad as the complaints received.

Serves her right shes a total bitch!!!

Reckon she'll be the most boo'ed housemate ever when she does leave.

AlexH

She's out now. Removed for bullying.

She is entertaining, but her arguements make no sense and she is hypocrite.

I must say, Mario is quite amusing as he is so up himself but he is playing the daddy role quite well.

Penny

Lol! Mario hangs on in there, and didn't even have to call on his 'fanclub' for help this week.

Alex is a nasty piece of work. The papers are saying she allegedly threatened housemates who nominated her with 'punishments from her gangster friends' once they got outside the house.

Classy.

funkymonkey

^What an animal she was!

A very basic individual to put it mildly. She should never have got on the show, shame on Endemol for trying it, she is an aggressive sociopath that needs help.

Flakey Sugar Butt

]I'm just watching her in the diary room now where they're having it out with her about the threats that she was making earlier. She's trying her hardest to jusitfy what she was saying and arguing that Big Brother are twisting what she said. There was no twisting to be done. She was being threatening, blatently threatening in my opinion. She's such a hidious nasty individual. I would've hated to be in there with her. She's a right psycho bunny boiler.

Penny

I can imagine the mood in the house is a whole lot better since she left. Such negative people are really draining. She should never have been left in there. I knew she was going to be trouble as soon as I saw her!

Penny

New housemate entering the house tonight!!

crazychick

^ Ooooo yayyyy!!

I am so glad Alex has gone as she was completey ruining it for me so hopefully I'll be able to enjoy it again now!

Penny

What do you all think of the new guy?

I wonder if he'll stir things up between Jennifer and Dale....

funkymonkey

^He looks a bit shifty to me!

I'm more concerned about Sylvia who has single handedly invented a relationship with the new bloke in under 24 hours without his knowledge!!! I felt embarrassed for her! A shameless ploy to get more air time or insane stalker? Youuuu DECIIIIIDE!

AlexH

Sylvia is such a snake, I really hope she is put up for eviction as she is being a bitch behind Stu's back but nice to his face.

Penny

This is getting boring now. Why are all the interesting people being evicted? Soon enough we're just going to be left with drips like Rachel and Kat - those two are so boring.

Also, who do you want evicted on Friday night? Jen is clear favourite to go, and I don't really understand why. I want Rex out!

Flakey Sugar Butt

I don't especially like Rex and would love to see him go, but I want Jen out more because she's a fucking whinging cry baby and needs to grow the hell up.

She winds me up.... can you tell ha ha!

funkymonkey

^Yeah my hatred for Jen is bubbling up quite nicely at the moment. Whiney little shit stirrer!
I don't know why I watch this you know, it just brings out the worst in me, I sit there fantasizing about how the contestants should all die painful deaths.

Penny

Three new housemates entering tonight according to Digital Spy - All female. It would be a lot funnier now if Jen stayed in. What was she doing getting into bed with Stuart last night? Poor Dale!

funkymonkey

^ lol yeah I think if that's happening it would be entertaining for Jen to stay and see her being dropped by both blokes.

Flakey Sugar Butt

This I have GOT to see, it has the potential to be awesomely funny!

crazychick

Woooo new housemates!!

I want to Jen to go as she I find her soo whiney and annoying. I was totally on Rex's side with the arguement with him and Jen and I actually like quite like him!

But it actually would be funny if she stayed in with new female housemates!

Penny

C'mon people - keep up the BB discussion!!!

This new Heaven and Hell task looks like it might be fun!!!

funkymonkey

I've not seen it since it went 'heaven & hell' but I usually only watch on weekdays.

That Belinda Belinda Belinda is really annoying, even more than the rest! She can't sing at all! Who told her she could sing???? Mad!

crazychick

^ Haha yeh Belinda Belinda Belinda is soooo irratating and jeez her snoring!

I'm looking forward for tonight to see what the whole heaven and hell task is going to be like. They're probably trying to remake the series when they had the rich and poor side as that was really good.

Penny

^ Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Its been a bit boring of late. We need some surprise evictions or something!

Flakey Sugar Butt

I missed it on Friday because of our power cut. I was not impressed one bit!! I'm so glad Mario the twat went though! I reckon Belinda Belinda Belinda will be up this week because she's pissing everyone off with her snoring!

Penny

Yes. She has to go! I can't stand Sara though. I'd like her to go too.

Is Maysoon the most boring person ever?!!!

funkymonkey

Penny

Rex and Belinda up for eviction.

I don't like Rex, but I think Belinda x3 must go!

funkymonkey

^lol @ Belinda x3 <--- how lazy!

Yeah I cant see Belinda x3 lasting any longer than Friday, I'd be surprised if even one viewer was on her side.

And another thing!

I've been studying Lisa since the beginning and I can now reveal my findings. nerd

She is in fact an android! She is one of those pleasure robots off of the future and Mario had her made. Her face never changes and the way she moves is robotic and rigid! Watch how she sits in the diary room! Its exactly the same position every time to the millimeter (I know I've measured), completely straight with her emotionless smile.
Without a human to look after since Mario left I think we will watch her short circuit at some point, I'm sure I saw sparks coming from her ears yesterday. It happens to all pleasure bots that don't have a master.

Penny

^ Lol! Its all the botox. Her face doesn't move at all. She must have had so much of it!

I think Lisa is funny though - I love her alien and ghost stories.

funkymonkey

^ Yeah I quite like her actually!

I have a robot girl team on X11 that she would fit perfectly into!

She is a bit fake body-wise tho. She clearly has pretend boobs and I agree it has to be total botox overdose on her mush. She reminds of chitty chitty bang bang when Truly Scrumptious dresses up like a music box doll, they both employ the same make-up techniques!

God I'm such a boy bitch!

Penny

^ Lmao! You are.

Mario bought Lisa's boobs for her. Sold his rolex to do it. Now there's romance.

I hope Luke gets his birthday party. It'd be lousy if BB ignores it just cos he's in hell.

Flakey Sugar Butt

Lisa seems more involved with the rest of the house now Mario has gone. I've thought for a while he's been holding her back, like she didn't want to be herself and mingle with rest in case he didn't approve. He's been putting her down summat rotten lately and now she's got some breathing space I think she'll blossom a bit more.

I don't like Luke, but I do think it'd be shame if his 21st gets ignored because of the heaven and hell thing. And didn't he look rough the other day when he was ill?

THD

I've started to get into Big Brother this year. I hadn't watched it before and wondered what all the hype was about (about 9 years too late I know) and have become addicted.

Rex - My favorite HM. He's hirarious, dry, caustic and riles Team Bitch fantastically.

Luke/Rebecca - They annoy me but they are entertaining to watch. 'No Webucca, leave you clothes on.'

Kat/Rachel - Kat is lovely, she'll probably win but I do find Rachel a bit boring. She doesn't do much but in fairness she is also good at silencing the others when they get out of hand.

Mo - All he does is sleep, fart and eat. He's just a sloth and his come ons to Maysoon were minging.

Lisa - Bit weird. Another Bullshiner, 'sno wonder she and Mario got on well. she is funny to watch to see what she'll come out with next though.

The Newbies - Belinda is quite annoying but I can stand to watch her. She'll definitely go on Friday. Maysoon is nice, she'll go far. Sara is funny. She's flirting with all the guys but I think there's something between her and Rex. She's probably impressed with his bling.

Stuart/Dale - Are they retarded? Deadly proper serious like?

crazychick

^ I actually like Rex too.....THD you're the only other person I know that likes him too.....all my friends hate him! I like the fact that he's mean to everyone.....makes me chuckle.

Haha I just noticed that Stuart and Dale do actually always say what you said above! Mostly Dale. I guess he must just be a pretty face!

I really like Luke - I think hes soo sweet, although he can be quite bitchy. And I definelty think he fancies "Webecca"!

THD

Rex to win! *echo*

Dale/Stuart have absolutely nothing up there. At spitgate all they did was flex their muscles and leer at Rex and Mohammad like the big apes they are. Like two lovesick puppies fondling over Jen. And whenever Dale starts to tell a story he keeps stopping and starting in the middle of it and pausing for ages trying to rack his feeble mind.

I'm probably being mean though so I'll leave it at that before I really get stuck into Dale.

funkymonkey

^Dale never closes his mouth, his jaw just hangs open continually!
Only primates and very basic human beings do that. lol

Penny

crazychick

Rex didn't look impressed yesterday when his girlfriend went in! I thought she was very pretty....but not as amazing as he kinda made her out to be.

I was surprised Luke went.....but I've missed it all week and apparently he had been all mopey because Bex went. I can't imagine those two as a couple....but I do generally think they like each other.

Penny

I just can't believe Mo is still in there. How hasn't he been voted out yet?!

THD

I've done a bit of a u turn on Mo actually. I feel sorry for him mostly. He was unmercifully picked on earlier in the series by practically everyone. Luke and Bex used to go on about how lazy and greedy he was but he's no more different to the rest of them. When was the last time Luke or Bex contributed to a task? Or helped clean up? And Lisa/Mikey aren't shy of helping themselves to food as well as Dale, Stu and Rex.

Mo was just a soft target for the likes of Alex/Luke/Bex/Jen/Mario because he is quiet. I'm backing Mo to the final now!

Flakey Sugar Butt

I was really shocked that Luke went, especially when he was up against so many. His interview was hilarious. He's just a natural comedian, even if he is a big bitch lol! I'm still not sure who I want to win though. There are some who I think are alright, but no one has leapt out at me as someone I'd really really like to see win it.

crazychick

^ Yeh I found Luke soo funny in the interview too. Bless him!

I have no idea who I want to win. I was backing Luke a couple of weeks ago...but now no idea.

I don't like Kat and Rachel and find them soo irratating.

Penny

^ I feel the same way about Kat and Rachel.

The only people I like now are Dale, and Stu has grown on me. I don't mind Sara anymore either - I've gotten used to the fact that she's very loud.

I've gone right off Darnell, even though I liked him at first.

Big Brother 9.

Bullying housemate Alexandra De Gale facing the boot