sandz
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Choose 5 players or 1 manger 4 players and change one thingWell listening the the Manutd match on fivelive i was thinking what id change about who. So the task is simple, choose 5 players or the manger in your regular team and chance one thing about them.
Ronaldo - Stop bloody diving! Ronaldo is a brilliant player, best in the premiership but he ruins it by diving. Today the five live commentator picked it out twice and this is what ruined the perfect performance, he did not stop going on like Ronaldo is the only person who gives. The whole time he was commentating after the dive it would come up after every 10 minutes! Fact is, he dived yes, move on get on with you job! Anyway, that is what id change about Ronaldo, 21 goals, 15 in the league i wouldn't sell him for any price any team may offer us.
Rooney - Relax a bit in terms of temper. When Rooney goes chasing after people it's worrying he is going to last out if he can control his temper a bit more he can become an all round striker.
Ferdinand - Please do not go and run half way of the pitch to complain about a decision that don't invole you! All will happen is a booking and they do add up, we can't afford that.
Fergie - Please control your temper on the touchline, all we need is another touchline ban.
VDS - Please judge better, he come running out for no reason today and it's not the first time his decisions have/could cost us. I just hope Foster will compete better than Kusckac is with VDS then we will see what happens.
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Norton
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Dirk Kuyt - Convert the superb work-rate into goals.
Andriy Voronin - Hand in your resignation letter.
Momo Sissoko - Though you are a tough man, tell Juventus to buy you as soon as possible and for 10 million. We'll miss you but we do need the money to secure Javier at the club.
John Arne Riise - We know you have a bullet of a left-foot but try passing to a team-mate who can actually score instead of taking matters into your own hand.
Fernando Torres - Add the 'five finger' celebration after scoring. Carry the Robbie Fowler habit - the sniffing cocaine celebration won't do no harm either. Will earn you a cult-hero status.
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AlexH
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Chris Baird-Just change clubs-He is useless, probably the worst PL player ever.
Dejan Stefanovic-Just sit back a bit more instead of going walkies all over the pitch.
David Healy-Try jumping in the air as backing off never works.
Diomansy Kamara-Pass the ball for once in your life.
Hameur Bouazza-Please just concentrate for the whole match instead of just playing well in the first half.
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clevelandspur
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Jermain Jenas - Please get forward more. It seems you pick and choose when you want to be involved in attack and should be more in the Frank Lampard mold
Pascal Chimbonda - Please don't forget you are a fullback. it is nice to get forward but not if you are gettign caught out
Paul Robinson - Please catch the ball or at least don't spill it into the path of an oncoming forward!
Aaron Lennon - Work on your crosses. It doesn't matter if you beat your man if you consistently beat the ball in to the ground or right inot an opposing defender
Jermain Defoe - Please sign an extension your goals will be missed too much!
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funkymonkey
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Roy Keane - Instead of buying 'ones for the future' buy some ones for now please.
Craig Gordon - Please catch the ball or at least don't spill it into the path of an oncoming forward!
Kenwyn Jones - Can you clone yourself please? Drogba who?
Anthony Stokes - Stop being one for the future and do something now.
Paul McShane - Stop tackling people with your face, it's only fun til someone loses an eye!
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