funkymonkey
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Man tries to amputate own arm... at Dennys :-/ | Quote: | MODESTO, Calif. - Police say a man tried to cut off his own arm at a restaurant in Modesto, Calif., because he thought he had injected air into a vein while shooting cocaine and feared he would die unless he took drastic action.
Authorities say 33-year-old Michael Lasiter rushed into the Denny's restaurant late Friday and started stabbing himself in one arm with a butter knife he grabbed from a table.
They say that when that knife didn't work Lasiter took a butcher knife from the kitchen and dug it into his arm.
Police Sgt. Brian Findlen says Lasiter told officers he thought he needed to amputate his arm to keep himself from dying from the cocaine injection.
Lasiter was taken to a hospital for treatment of severe cuts.
The Denny's closed for the night. |
And Denny's closed for the night!
Shocking! It was only a bit of arm chopping, Jesus it wouldn't have put me off my burger.
I'm not familiar with Cocaine use but I thought you put it up your nose or on your gums and actually if Mr. Lasiter had run into Denny's and attempted to cut off his nose I think it would have been much funnier and more warmly received by the patrons and staff!
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jonnysmig
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I suppose this porves that drugs are good for your common sense....
McDonalds would have just cordened off the area, cleaned it up with a bit of flash and re-opened it within half an hour...
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funkymonkey
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^hahaha yes McD's would have just stood up one of those lil yellow plastic signs telling people to avoid the blood and snots. business as usual!
On a side note I haven't read a decent 'I found a human finger/dead bat/dead rat/cockroach in my burger story for aaaaaages 
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Diane
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Wtf he was worried about an air bubble in his vain but not enough to stop himself from injecting shite into his veins that one day could be a lethal dose, or a bad stash. 
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DayDreamer
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some people are just stupid they don't deserve a life if they just go and ruin it with drugs
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