Penny
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The world will end on June 12 - according to Cult.Not long to go for us all now!
*boom*
| Quote: | The end is nigh - except if you live in Texas, practice polygamy and change your name to Hawkins.
The House of Yahweh, led by fruit-cake Yisrayl Hawkins, says a nuclear holocaust will come June 12th.
But fear not there is hope for you yet -- just join his group of wackos and you will be saved.
Membership proceedure is quite simple: Fly over to Texas and live in the Yahweh compound, change your name to Hawkins and agree to worship, marry and sleep with Yisrayl if you are a woman or just worship him if you are a man.
Believers ignore the fact that Hawkins has made several end of the world predictions before with not so much as a locust in sight.
Replying to allegations he's running a bog standard cult Mr Hawkins (the original) said: "I don't control their mind in a witch-like fashion that the world is speaking of, to where I have some sort of power over them. I merely teach the laws to them."
He's is accused of having two dozen wives, and is facing bigamy charges. |
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^S^
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So he didn't say anyThing about the exact time  ... but it's clear that we got less than 48 hours and I'm NOT going to spend it worshiping anyBody ... What I gonna do is maybe downloading some Paris Hilton (yeah now I'm a fan and it's all your fault Penny) staff or maybe playing World of Warcraft one more time ... any suggestion???  ... what are you going to do in these last few hours? 
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Penny
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| ^S^ wrote: | | So he didn't say anyThing about the exact time ... but it's clear that we got less than 48 hours and I'm NOT going to spend it worshiping anyBody ... What I gonna do is maybe downloading some Paris Hilton (yeah now I'm a fan and it's all your fault Penny) |
Lol! Nice way to spend your last day on earth.
I'll just get drunk. Things will seem better...
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^S^
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Yeah ... drinking, filling your lung with nicotine and playing some computer games ... I like it 
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funkymonkey
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I think I want a more definitive timing on this please.
I mean if it's going to happen around lunch time then I probably wont go into work to be honest. Also I think I might want a bite to eat before I go up in smoke so I may have a brunch to avoid missing lunch altogether.
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clevelandspur
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^HAHA I saw a documentary about this nut. What amazes me is like it says he predicted the end of the world at least 3 previous times and it never happens and then they just go on with their business until he comes up with another date! LOL
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funkymonkey
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^That's even worse!!!! lmao!
So he has had a couple of guesses and got it wrong already? Rrrrrrrubbish!!!! hahaha!
You would think his followers might have asked a few questions after he got it wrong the second time but no they just all got married to him instead. 
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Serbitar
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A shame, now I'll never get to see The Happening, or The Hulk. Surely Friday the 13th would be a little bit more sinister, and therefore more believable for those people who think he could be right but aren't sure.
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Lou Cipher
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Running your own cult is definitely the way forward though. Blind devotion from your followers no matter how insane your predictions and hot and cold running women. I might have a crack at setting up my own doomsday cult.
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Penny
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| Serbitar wrote: | | A shame, now I'll never get to see The Happening, or The Hulk. Surely Friday the 13th would be a little bit more sinister, and therefore more believable for those people who think he could be right but aren't sure. |
Yeah, good point. Friday the 13th would be a much better idea.
Now we'll never get to see who wins Euro 2008 either. Oh well...
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stevebwfc
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hmmmmm. . .stupid person. . .i dont want it to end tomorrow :(. . .i will like not get to celebrate no more exams. . .hmmmmm. . . .stupid people. . .ahhhh well. .atleast i wont be surprsied now :)
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^S^
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Any survivor???
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funkymonkey
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^I'm still here!!!
So far so good! I know it's early days and the world could go POOMF! any God damn minute but I'm hangin on in there!
I'm actually working under my desk today with a mattress over the top of it, I'm confident I can take what ever comes my way. I've also got a packet of hobnobs and 1 can of full sugar coke which I think will see me through any fallout winter that proceeds.
Good luck everyone!
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Lou Cipher
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How disappointing. Just once I'd like an end of the world cult to be spot on with their predictions. Of course they'd only have to be right once.
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^S^
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Ok, let's cho0se another date for the end of the world ... what about July 20??? 
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Flakey Sugar Butt
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Still alive over here too! 
Can we make doomsday after July 27th though? That way I can have my birthday and get presents before I die??
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^S^
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| Flakey Sugar Butt wrote: | Still alive over here too!
Can we make doomsday after July 27th though? That way I can have my birthday and get presents before I die?? |
No way  ... We all must die in my birthday ... July 20
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funkymonkey
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I anyone at all dead yet???
I'm beginning to think this isn't real you know 
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Serbitar
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Maybe this is some kind of sick ironic limbo, and yer man was right.
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Flakey Sugar Butt
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| ^S^ wrote: | | Flakey Sugar Butt wrote: | Still alive over here too!
Can we make doomsday after July 27th though? That way I can have my birthday and get presents before I die?? |
No way ... We all must die in my birthday ... July 20 |
Awww no fair!! LOL
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^S^
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Where are you corpses???? ... why nobody posts anymore???? are all you dead in some kind of holocost????
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Flakey Sugar Butt
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*Pinches self on arm*
OUCH! Nope, still alive over here!
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^S^
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Ok go0d ... though mayB all people post but i cannot see them 
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Flakey Sugar Butt
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If they're there,the posts that is, I can't see em either lol!
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