Top Ten Ugliest Footballers

Lou Cipher · Top Ten Ugliest Footballers

Enough of the polls of pretty boy footballers www.thepeoplesclub.com ran a poll asking women to vote for the ugliest footballers. Here's the hideous top ten just for the ladies of DL.

1. Wayne Rooney
2. Ronaldinho
3. Carlos Tevez
4. Peter Crouch
5. Ronaldo
6. Luke Chadwick
7. Robbie Fowler
8. Darren Fletcher
9. Rio Ferdinand
10. Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Apparently one in five of the women polled admitted they would go out with an ugly footballer just for his money. 1 in 5 hmmm that must equal the female population of Essex then. laugh

Diane

^Yeah Rooney is no looker but he has an awesome talent. Urgh I could never be with someone just for their fortune and have no attraction!

Marcucas

Its like the blokes say when they meet an ugly lady ' Bag then shag ' i mean thats what paper bags were make for laugh

Penny

Is that Ronaldo the actual Ronaldo or Christiano? If its the latter, Sandz is gonna freak!! Rio will not be happy to have made that list. Its pretty clear he thinks he's God's gift to women! Rooney is ugly, but its probably a blessing in disguise for him. At least he gets to mostly concentrate on his football, rather than the tabloid side of things. I say mostly, we all know he's not really helped in that area by his girlfriend.

Anyway, I'd like to add to this list, a few of the all time ugliest footballers - the guys on this list have nothing on Ian Dowie and co!

I love how Sloth from the Goonies shows up when you google image Ian Dowie. laugh

There is quite a resemblance too!

A few more of my picks:

Although, I think Dowie actually makes Beardsley look good. Lmao!

Other notable mentions go to Matt Le Tissier, Phil Neville, Tony Adams, Ray Parlour, Lee Merson....and anybody else who's played for Arsenal. Ugly bunch! laugh

clevelandspur

Dowie, poor guy!

I would think Gary Neville and Lee Bowyer would be on there. Funny list, surely that is Ronaldo and not Cristiano

jonnysmig

Iain Dowie was definately the man!

Norton

Where's Lescott? He freaks me out everytime i see him...

clevelandspur

Don't forget Ribery as well

sandz

I wonder if it was guys doing this because yes Rooney isn't the best looking but he has got better looking with age and at the moment, he is not as ugly as he once was.

If it's Cristinao then this person has nooooooooooo taste, even the other Ronaldo doesn't make my top 10 of ugly ballers.

Rio Ferdinand ugly? The person writing this article must be the most good looking person alive which i hugely doubt or some jealous person because he would be my top 10 good looking players!

Utter rubbish imo i agree with Ronaldhino,even though a few of my mates have a thing for him, Chadwick,Dowie,Tevez,RVN but if i had time i could think of a lot worse.Lehmann better looking then Rio? Macherano better looking then Rio? Carvalio better looking then Rio? Jees.