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Wait until Christmas Day for Christ's sake!!! | Quote: | A woman stabbed her husband with a kitchen knife following an argument that began when she accused him of opening a Christmas present early, authorities said Friday.
Misty Johnson, 34, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and battery, a felony, and misdemeanor domestic battery. Her husband, Shawn Fay Johnson, 34, was treated at a hospital for a wound to the chest, police said.
Misty Johnson made an initial court appearance Thursday in which she requested a court-appointed attorney, authorities said. She was released after posting bail, which was set at $7,500.
Authorities said Shawn Johnson called 911 just before 1 a.m. Wednesday to report that his wife had stabbed him. He told police that his wife started arguing with him over his opening a Christmas present, according to court records. |
Well let that be a cautionary tale for us all I think!
The next time you feel like sneaking under the Christmas tree and peeling back a bit of wrapping paper to take a peak just think twice! There may be a loved one creeping up behind you that very minute ready to plunge a bread knife through your heart for your transgression! 
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Marcucas
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Morons is the only word i can think of. I mean surely its not the end of the world opening a present early. The worst thing that can come of it is that he is added onto Santa's bad list for next year and gets a lump of coal :-)
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Diane
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^ Good grief, she sounds lethal, imagine complaining if the turkey was dry or something?
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Flakey Sugar Butt
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OMG, what an utterly insane woman.
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